"9 – 10 PM ConSuite Wine with Bruce Schneier Bruce Schneier will provide wine from his own cellar in the room next to ConSuite, for an informal freeform chat with a small group of you. Sign up in advance at Ops. (TEINAWE: This Event Is Not About Windows Emulators.) " anyone know how to get signed up for this? so chick it appears I'm available between 3-4 and 7:30-9 on friday. after this I plan on probably not being sober so... and reb (sniff) won't be around to cover my ass this year. and anytime after 9 I'll probably have started drinking... 7-8:30 pm on saturday. I have a lot of conflicting events... during the day. so we'll see where I end up. sun 11- 1 and 2:30+ these are when I haven't planned anything, I know it's skimpy, but last year I didn't do enough... 10 AM to 3 PM Assembly Geeks With Guns Eric Raymond, Elizabeth Bear, Sarah Monette Geeks meet in Assembly to leave for an off-site shooting range. (if I can get in on the walk in) 4 - 7:30 PM Ballroom C Paint and Take' Miniatures Workshop Linda Martelle Learn how to paint a gaming miniature and take it with you! There is no charge for this event. Hey, thanks, Black Lightning Inc! 5:30 – 6:30 PM Ballroom A Security and Psychology Bruce Schneier Our Software GoH examines particular brain heuristics, how they work and how they fail, in an attempt to explain why our feeling of security so often diverges from reality. 9 – 10 PM Northfield C Securing Linux to DoD Specifications Clif Flynt 9 – 10 PM ConSuite Wine with Bruce Schneier Bruce Schneier will provide wine from his own cellar in the room next to ConSuite, for an informal freeform chat with a small group of you. Sign up in advance at Ops. (TEINAWE: This Event Is Not About Windows Emulators.) sat 11AM - noon Ballroom A The Future Of Spyware Bruce Schneier, Charlie Stross noon to 1 PM Northfield C This Topic Intentionally Left Blank Eric Raymond, Howard Tayler Eric Raymond and Howard Tayler talk about whatever they want. 11AM – 1 PM Assembly Junk Pile Wars TomSkelton, DanSkelton We provide a pile of antique computer parts of dubious reliability, and a set of judging criteria. Who can build a computer and get the best services running on the network? noon to 5:30 PM Ballroom B Installfest GLLUGBring your computer to the computer lounge and put it to good use. The Lounge will be providing CD's and technical assistance to help you install Linux or BSD on your computer. Also feel free to stop in to share knowledge, pick up a few tips and tricks, or possibly walk away with your own copy of Linux from The Burn Unit, our open source CD/DVD burning station. 1 to 2 PM Ballroom C Live Action Customizable Meta-Chess Matt Arnold Gird yourself with a sandwich sign, take up your polearm, and sally forth onto the checkerboard taped on the floor, in search of gold and glory! The object of this human-sized chesslike game is to capture the crowns of the Kings of both parties of chess pieces. It can be won with chess tactics, or resource management, or diplomacy. Work together to capture whoever is the current King of the opposing party. But only do that in such a way that you are set up to backstab each other for one individual to wear both crowns! Watch out, the surviving members of the other party of adventurers can take their crown back! Will the two parties of adventurers work as a team to protect their crown, or will they munchkin in an attempt to keep it for themselves? Google "chesslarp" for full instructions. 4-5:30PM Birch Fencing Demo Bob Scheltema, Brandon Scheltema Witness some non-choreographed, steel sword combat and you might just learn what Inigo Montoya and the Man in Black were talking about in The Princess Bride. The fencing demonstration (fencing, the art of defense, or from the German Fechten, to fight) will include discussions about the growing Western Marital Arts combat movement. Learn the fighting styles of the Italian Masters of Defense (Bonetti, Capo Ferro, Agrippa), along with the combat philosophies of the Spanish (Thibault), German and English schools. Western Marital Arts combat includes rapier, longsword, basket hilt and good old wrestling and kicking. -6-7PM Birch Principles of Swordsmanship Aegis Sword Academy Come hear the Top Ten Rules for a Swordfight… and a ton of funny stories of what happens when the rules are broken! 8:30-9:30PM Birch Sword Demo: "Florentino: Case of Blades" Aegis Sword Academy The grace of fantasy's double swords began as short sword and long knife – the weapons of a back alley fight in sixteenth century Florence. 12-12:45AM Birch Viking Sword Tournament Aegis Sword Academy Ten foot circle, two swords… don't cross the line. 12:45-1:30AM Birch The Duel Aegis Sword Academy The grace of light saber battles, the precision of classic fencing, the (rum) violent glee of pirate duels… Aegis's most advanced fighters demonstrate expert performance with sword. 1:30-2AM Birch The Hero's Stand Aegis Sword Academy Everybody loves the hero. Except, of course, the bad guys… sun 10-11AM Maple A Creative Commons and Internet Marketing Charlie Stross, John Scalzi, Tobias Buckell, Sylvia Hubbard Building a fanbase online. First hit's free! 1-2:30PM Ballroom A The 64-bit Transition: Taking Advantage Of The End Of 32-Bit Windows Eric Raymond, Rob Landley Just as the 386 spelled the end of 16-bit DOS, new 64-bit processors spell the end of 32-bit Windows. A 30-year timeline based on Moore's Law predicted that the new hardware platform would arrive in 2005 (it did), and the new software platform will become entrenched in 2008. Why is this so, what are the three current contenders for the throne, and what properties will determine the new operating system standard? - Caleb Cushing -- Caleb Cushing