[ot but funny] operating systems in cow terms

[Alan Garrison]

[seen on slashdot]

Linux 
This is the sacred cow of Slashdot. You dare not 
criticize it.

*BSD 
Gives 500 gallons of milk a day. Nobody notices.

Windows 95/98/2k: 
It's a cash cow.

Solaris 
Used to be a cash cow, now it just gives milk 
like a regular cow.

BeOS 
Pervasive multithreading allows it to swat 
flies with its tail, chew cud and whistle tunes 
while giving chocalate, strawberry, whole and 
lowfat milk from each of the four teats. Nobody 
is impressed.

Windows NT
This is not a cow. It's bull.

GNU HURD
Might be a herd of cows, but so far all we hear 
is thundering in the distance.


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Alan Garrison  ___ agarris@voyager.net
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