"Alan Garrison" <aeg@lbwl.com> writes: > "Eric T. Roach" <roach@www.voyager.net> 09/12/00 06:34AM > > > Why are you cutting the hazing ceremony short? > > MLC doesn't allow open flame, cattle, or large farm > machinery on the premises, so we are restricted to > the paddles and clown outfits. Okay, so who's bringing the lifelike blow-up Linus Torvalds doll and the bathtubful of small rubber penguins?