[rec.humor.funny] B Gates joke

[Ben Pfaff]

I suspect that fully 50% of you here read r.h.f, but this one had
me rolling on the floor.  Please forgive me...

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Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
From: rob.cunn@btinternet.com (Robert Cunningham)
Subject: B Gates joke

I was in the VIP lounge last week en route to Seattle. Whilst in the
lounge, I noticed Bill Gates sitting on the Chesterfield enjoying a cognac.

I was meeting with a very important client who was also flying to Seattle
with me but she was running a bit late. 

Being a forward type of guy, I approached Mr Gates and introduced myself. I
explained to him that I was conducting some very important business and how
I would appreciate it if he could throw a quick "hello, Chris" at me when I
was with my client. He agreed. 

Ten minutes later while I was conversing with my client, I felt a tap on my
shoulder. It was Bill Gates. I turned around and looked up at him. He said
"Hi Chris, what's happening?" 

To which I replied "F*ck off Gates, I'm in a meeting".
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