Microsoft jokes

[Edward Glowacki]

Found these on rec.humor.funny, thought I'd pull out the best ones
and share with the group... =)  The full set of quickies this came
from is at: http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/01/Aug/oneline.html

From: kevin@suberic.net (kevin lyda)
Subject: microsoft astrology in need of a service pack...

Steve Balmer, CEO of Microsoft[0], recently referred to LINUX as
a cancer.

Unsurprisingly, that's incorrect; LINUX was released on August 25th,
1991 and is therefore a virgo.

Kevin

[0] a legacy software provider based in Redmond, Washington.

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From: jshayward@pobox.com (Jonathan Hayward)
Organization: Eolas Technologies
Subject: Answering machines

"Hello, and thank you for calling MicroSoft technical support.  May I
ask what version of Code Red your server is runnung?"

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From: thom@calweb.com (Thom Fitzpatrick)
Subject: hoof and mouth

Atlanta, Ga. - Scientists at the Centers for Disease Control today
confirmed that hoof-and-mouth disease cannot be spread by Microsoft's
Outlook email application, believed to be the first time the program has
ever failed to propagate a major virus.




-- 
Edward Glowacki			glowack2@msu.edu
Michigan State University	
"...a partial solution to the right problem is better than a complete
solution to the wrong one." (http://uiweb.com/issues/issue14.htm)